BMW announced today that they have developed the world's first Force Injection Booster. This is a system that can artificially create G forces. Apparently, BMW's Force Injection Booster can create the effects of fast driving even when commuting at slower speeds. BMW's Force Injection Booster (FIB) gets activated when driven slower than 20 mph. The FIB is capable of harnessing kinetic energy from the car's engine and converting it into positive G forces. The G forces are transferred to the driver and passengers through the car's air conditioning vents. At the same time, mild electric current is delivered through the front seats, to simulate the same exhilarating feeling of driving at high speed.
For convertible versions, BMW is also offering the AirNet system, which keeps your hair in check when driving with the top off.
Of course you realize, this is just an April Fool's Day joke.
